Sunday, February 20, 2011

Area 51: School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Ok, so we've all heard about the infamous Area 51, we've heard that they're keeping ufo's, aliens, top secret military aircraft, and for the most part this is true.

What they aren't telling us is that long ago when the English came to the united states they brought along with them a wizard to guide them along their journey. Legend has it that the wizard left his staff along with his spell book behind in a cave, a couple hundred years later the artifacts were recovered and brought to the Area 51 Facility in Nevada where its mysteries were decoded.

 It is said that the government is using the wizard knowledge to train soldiers in battle. So for all you aspiring witches and wizards out there, there is still hope, you just have to have very high security clearance and probably a damn good ASVAB score.

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39 comments:

  1. elexerdelexFebruary 20, 2011 at 3:11 PM

    I've always been facinated by magic! I really want to learn but so far I have not crossed any evidence that it exists... other then explainable illusionists=(

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  2. SomeoneFebruary 20, 2011 at 3:49 PM

    wow i had no idea!@ that is really really neat

    Chaos

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  3. College KidFebruary 20, 2011 at 4:01 PM

    This is really interesting stuff

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  4. edFebruary 20, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    freaking wizards! how do they work??

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  5. RedHeadRobFebruary 20, 2011 at 5:53 PM

    I enjoy your imagination.

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  6. SkyBlueFebruary 20, 2011 at 9:33 PM

    i wanna watch it too...it is all about magic

    http://skybluetrading.blogspot.com/

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  7. Igneel21February 20, 2011 at 11:13 PM

    omg, its awesome, i want in! i always loved magic, as for illusionist ive always loved to decipher how they do it and im really good at it, but theres a few one that ive been never be able to decipher

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  8. JoshFebruary 20, 2011 at 11:31 PM

    That air strip does kind of look like a pointed hat and beard.

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  9. jopjopjopFebruary 21, 2011 at 4:06 AM

    damn wizards, want to learn it too!

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  10. The Pokemon Master-erFebruary 21, 2011 at 4:08 AM

    Aww, do wanna :/

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  11. SamuriFerretFebruary 21, 2011 at 7:16 AM

    Haha, this gave me a chuckle!

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  12. T. BanacekFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:45 AM

    I always thought the Germans brought the wizard.

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  13. ScottDFebruary 21, 2011 at 3:19 PM

    say what now?

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  14. MelanieFebruary 21, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    At last!

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  15. DesuuuuFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:53 PM

    Yes, finally WIZARDS

    Aliens are over used

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  16. Astronomy PirateFebruary 21, 2011 at 10:49 PM

    haha, those aren't flying saucers, they are levitating wizards!

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  17. rfsFebruary 22, 2011 at 2:39 PM

    when I was young, I wanted to be a wizard, lol

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  18. JWtechpartsFebruary 22, 2011 at 3:05 PM

    \('_,)/ are you a wizard? well i must say it is...different.

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  19. StyronFebruary 22, 2011 at 3:20 PM

    And then there were wizards. I just starting laughing when you talked about the wizard. I do firmly believe in your great theory! Also, Wizards > Aliens.

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  20. dsfaFebruary 22, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    this reminds me so much of 'men who stare at goats'

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  21. fabio_2007February 23, 2011 at 2:17 PM

    very interesting stuff

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  22. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2011 at 6:32 PM

    haha! "Johnson, take out that platoon!"
    "Yes sir! FIREBALL!!"

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  23. MrJosephFebruary 24, 2011 at 8:06 PM

    Wizards are awesome, but I always wondered what happens in Area 51.

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  24. Paul JohannsenFebruary 24, 2011 at 8:32 PM

    Now we know why America's army is invincible amirite?

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  25. synoptixsFebruary 24, 2011 at 11:57 PM

    harry potter style

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  26. NateFebruary 25, 2011 at 5:04 PM

    A friend of mine got stopped by the FBI, and had his camera confiscated, after he took a picture of Area 51. Scary stuff.

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  27. Come At Me BroFebruary 26, 2011 at 5:56 PM

    I love aliens!

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  28. 60+ Credits in 60 DaysFebruary 27, 2011 at 2:58 AM

    pretty cool, green door

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  29. ebm93February 27, 2011 at 10:22 AM

    Haha, what a wizard.

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  30. UnknownMarch 1, 2011 at 3:25 AM

    expelliarmus!

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  31. Jessica ThompsonMarch 7, 2011 at 12:50 AM

    Oh wow crazy wizard... Followed! alphabetalife.blogspot.com

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  32. pMarch 7, 2011 at 1:21 PM

    uahahaha thats a mad wiz :D
    nice blog! following and supporting you :)

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  33. Anonymous.March 8, 2011 at 5:02 AM

    Lol, wut.

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  34. -inastateofblueMarch 8, 2011 at 11:54 PM

    Ahaha wut indeed. o_O

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  35. AnonymousMarch 26, 2011 at 12:00 PM

    Ha, I'm sure you can get to Hogwarts from Area 51. I'm just so damn sure of it.

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  36. BlairMarch 29, 2011 at 5:28 PM

    This is an insane, comical idea

    +Follower

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  37. efrenApril 7, 2011 at 5:48 PM

    It makes a lot of sense. how else can they hide aliens if not by magic.

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  38. zepdragonApril 17, 2011 at 3:41 PM

    Interesting, everyone is entitled to their opinions, but this is nothing but a joyride over tons of other conspiracy theorists. Area 51, should it really hold all of this, would not be the area they would keep everything that is "rumored" to be there. It would be in another place altogether different.

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  39. ChloeApril 23, 2011 at 4:38 PM

    wizards and aliens...BOTH MYSTERIOUS COVERUPS PERHAPS? lol

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