Sunday, February 20, 2011

Area 51: School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Ok, so we've all heard about the infamous Area 51, we've heard that they're keeping ufo's, aliens, top secret military aircraft, and for the most part this is true.

What they aren't telling us is that long ago when the English came to the united states they brought along with them a wizard to guide them along their journey. Legend has it that the wizard left his staff along with his spell book behind in a cave, a couple hundred years later the artifacts were recovered and brought to the Area 51 Facility in Nevada where its mysteries were decoded.

 It is said that the government is using the wizard knowledge to train soldiers in battle. So for all you aspiring witches and wizards out there, there is still hope, you just have to have very high security clearance and probably a damn good ASVAB score.

39 comments:

  1. I've always been facinated by magic! I really want to learn but so far I have not crossed any evidence that it exists... other then explainable illusionists=(

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  2. wow i had no idea!@ that is really really neat

    Chaos

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  3. freaking wizards! how do they work??

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  4. omg, its awesome, i want in! i always loved magic, as for illusionist ive always loved to decipher how they do it and im really good at it, but theres a few one that ive been never be able to decipher

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  5. That air strip does kind of look like a pointed hat and beard.

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  6. damn wizards, want to learn it too!

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  7. I always thought the Germans brought the wizard.

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  8. Yes, finally WIZARDS

    Aliens are over used

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  9. haha, those aren't flying saucers, they are levitating wizards!

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  10. when I was young, I wanted to be a wizard, lol

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  11. \('_,)/ are you a wizard? well i must say it is...different.

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  12. And then there were wizards. I just starting laughing when you talked about the wizard. I do firmly believe in your great theory! Also, Wizards > Aliens.

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  13. this reminds me so much of 'men who stare at goats'

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  14. haha! "Johnson, take out that platoon!"
    "Yes sir! FIREBALL!!"

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  15. Wizards are awesome, but I always wondered what happens in Area 51.

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  16. Now we know why America's army is invincible amirite?

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  17. A friend of mine got stopped by the FBI, and had his camera confiscated, after he took a picture of Area 51. Scary stuff.

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  18. Oh wow crazy wizard... Followed! alphabetalife.blogspot.com

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  19. uahahaha thats a mad wiz :D
    nice blog! following and supporting you :)

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  20. Ha, I'm sure you can get to Hogwarts from Area 51. I'm just so damn sure of it.

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  21. This is an insane, comical idea

    +Follower

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  22. It makes a lot of sense. how else can they hide aliens if not by magic.

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  23. Interesting, everyone is entitled to their opinions, but this is nothing but a joyride over tons of other conspiracy theorists. Area 51, should it really hold all of this, would not be the area they would keep everything that is "rumored" to be there. It would be in another place altogether different.

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  24. wizards and aliens...BOTH MYSTERIOUS COVERUPS PERHAPS? lol

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